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Dieses Thema im Forum "Humor & Fun" wurde erstellt von Dr. Gute Antwort, 2. August 2008 .

  1. 2. August 2008
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    ziemlich alt
    ich weiß viele deutsche haben einen kleinen horizont
    aber
    german bash.org ist keine deutsche erfindung

    QDB: Quote Database Home <- das orginal
    und von da kommt auch das zitat
     
  2. 2. August 2008
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    Lebt halt nicht jeder im Internet und kennt jedes Bash Zitat auswendig
     
  3. 2. August 2008
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    nich jedes
    aber jedes gutes



    <i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
    <BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
    <BonyNoMore> wait
    <BonyNoMore> never mind
     
  4. 2. August 2008
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    Oh my God! Wie Geil is das denn xD ????? eyyy made my day !!!! XD
     
  5. 2. August 2008
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    ja man XD bestes! xD
     
  6. 2. August 2008
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    <Sodaya> gib ma rechte im channel
    <shin> nö
    <Sodaya> why?
    <shin> weil du oestereicher bist
    <shin> den letzten oesterreicher den wir op gegeben haben hat uns in den totalen krieg gefuehrt



    Locker das Beste ^^
     
  7. 2. August 2008
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    <cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
    <cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
    <cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
    <cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
    <emoti_conartist> lol
    <cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
    <cassius_clay13> so he ing KICKS one of the stall doors open
    <cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
    <emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
    <cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
    <cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to him up... so i'd better hit him first'
    <cassius_clay13> so he ing SMACKS this guy in the face
    <cassius_clay13> and runs away
    <cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

    das ist sooooooooooooooooo fett!!

    sweet17: Hi
    bloodninja: hello
    bloodninja: who is this?
    sweet17: just a someone?
    bloodninja: A someone I know?
    sweet17: nope
    bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
    sweet17: well sorrrrrry
    sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
    bloodninja: why?
    sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
    bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
    sweet17: yes?
    bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
    sweet17: paranoid?
    bloodninja: yes
    sweet17: of what?
    sweet17: me?
    bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
    sweet17: LOL
    bloodninja: Don’t ing laugh at me!
    bloodninja: This shit is serious!
    sweet17: What are you hiding from?
    bloodninja: The cops.
    sweet17: gimme a ing break
    bloodninja: I’m serious.
    sweet17: I don’t get it
    bloodninja: The cops are after me.
    sweet17: For what?
    bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
    sweet17: For???
    bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.
    bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
    bloodninja: Hello?
    sweet17: You are ing sick.
    bloodninja: Send me your picture.
    sweet17: why?
    bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
    sweet17: One of what?
    bloodninja: The cops.
    sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
    bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
    sweet17: hold on
    bloodninja: Hurry up.
    bloodninja: Are you there?
    bloodninja: you, cop!
    sweet17: Hey sorry
    sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
    bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
    bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
    bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
    sweet17: thats not it
    bloodninja: Then what?
    sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
    bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
    sweet17: IM NOT A ING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
    bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
    sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
    bloodninja: Just send it through here.
    sweet17: alright *PIC*
    sweet17: Did you get it?
    bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
    sweet17: That was me back in may
    sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
    bloodninja: I hope so
    sweet17: what?!?
    sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
    bloodninja: Did it?
    sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
    bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
    sweet17: yes
    bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
    sweet17: kks
    bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
    sweet17: this isn’t you.
    bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
    sweet17: You don’t look like that.
    bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
    sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
    bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
    bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
    sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
    bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
    bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
    sweet17: Go yourself
    bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
    bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
    sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
    sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
    sweet17: you hurt me.
    bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
    sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
    bloodninja: Why would I do that?
    sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
    bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
    sweet17: YOU!!!
    bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
    sweet17: You’re a ing ******!
    sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
    sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
    bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
    sweet17: No you aren’t
    bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
    bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
    sweet17: I’m done with you
    bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
    sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
    bloodninja: Wait a sec
    bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
    bloodninja: Wanna start over?
    sweet17: No
    bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
    sweet17: You’ll what?
    bloodninja: You heard me.
    bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
    sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
    bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
    sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
    bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
    bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
    sweet17: Like what?
    bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
    sweet17: I don’t know
    bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
    sweet17: I’m afraid to
    bloodninja: Why?
    sweet17: cause
    bloodninja: cause why?
    sweet17: well lets see
    sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
    sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
    bloodninja: Nope
    sweet17: well its strange to me
    bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
    sweet17: I didn’t say that
    bloodninja: So is that a yes?
    sweet17: I guess so.
    bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
    bloodninja: Are you willing?
    sweet17: What do you need me to do?
    bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
    sweet17: ???
    bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
    bloodninja: ok?
    bloodninja: Hello?
    sweet17: You can’t be serious
    bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
    bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
    sweet17: this is retarded
    bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
    sweet17: Yes I want it.
    bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
    sweet17: sure
    bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
    bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
    bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
    bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
    bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth ****.
    sweet17: mmmm yeah
    bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
    sweet17: Har
    bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
    bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
    sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
    bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
    bloodninja: I softly **** on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
    bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
    bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
    sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
    bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I harder
    bloodninja: going limp
    sweet17: HARRRRRRR
    bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
    bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
    bloodninja: going limp
    sweet17: this is stupid
    bloodninja: …still limp
    bloodninja: Do it!
    sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
    bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your *****le.
    bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
    bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
    sweet17: WTF?!?!?
    bloodninja: They stink really bad.
    sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
    bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
    bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
    bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
    sweet17: YOURE A ING PYSCHO!!
    bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
    bloodninja: And turn you into a ing candy apple…
    bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
    sweet17: YOU DICKHEAD!!
    bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
    bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
    bloodninja: …going limp again.
    bloodninja: Hello?
    bloodninja: Say it!
    bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

    Göttlich, ich sterbe vor lachen!
     
  8. 2. August 2008
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    <NES> lol
    <NES> I download something from Napster
    <NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
    <NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
    <NES> "getting my song back er"
     
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