Omegle.com

Dieses Thema im Forum "Humor & Fun" wurde erstellt von MontyCoco, 7. April 2009 .

  1. 8. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    omfg XDDD
     
  2. 8. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    You: hey ho silver =)
    Stranger: hello!
    You: where u from, dude?
    Stranger: well at the moment im high
    Stranger: hahah
    Stranger: finland _D
    You: damn, that´s cool
    Stranger: hahah lol
    Stranger: where you from?
    You: higher as every mountian!
    Stranger: hahaah indeed _Å
    Stranger:
    Stranger: lol
    You: texas, U.S yeahaw!
    Stranger: ha nice
    You: how old are you guy?
    Stranger: well my buddy here is totally like something
    Stranger: damn
    Stranger: he's ing annoying _D ha
    Stranger: well im 17
    Stranger: you?
    You: be a strong boy, u get it!
    You: i´m 27!
    Stranger: haha sure i will
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: hahaa
    Stranger: lol
    You: u like to ride bulls?
    You: yeahaw!
    Stranger: i was about to say something....
    Stranger: lol no
    Stranger: yeehaw
    You: thats sounds great!
    You: again!
    Stranger: wat
    You: yeahaww!
    You: louder!
    Stranger: YEA ING HAW
    You: yeaaaaaaahaw!
    Stranger: dude, are you a dounught puncher
    Stranger: i think you are
    You: damn your are high! and you are good!
    Stranger: what a fag
    Stranger: hahahahaah
    Stranger: lol
    You: you know? :O
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: it's all over your writing
    Stranger: i hope this is not going on /b/
    You: dosent matter, your are high!!
    You: yeahaw =D
    Stranger: YEAWAH
    Stranger: hahah _D lollaoaolo'
    You: sounds great doenst it?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: HAH
    Stranger: booooooooooooooooooooooooring
    You: why are u high? what did you take? yeahaw!
    You: i should try to do bull riding under the influence of drugs!
    You: thats hot, yeahaw!!!


    :
     
  3. 8. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    OMG das ist jetzt sicher der 10 aus brasilien den ich dran hab, niemand sonst on -.- =)
     
  4. 8. April 2009
    AW: omegle

    oh ne wie geil

    You: ________________░▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░_____________________________________________
    ______________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓____________________________________________
    _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_________________________________░▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▒_________
    ____________▒▓▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒░____▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_____ __
    ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______
    ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒_____
    ____________▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░▓▒_____
    _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░▒▓______
    ______________▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░▒▓░______
    ______________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓________
    _____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒_________
    ____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_________
    ____________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░________
    ___________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▒________
    ___________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________
    __________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________
    __________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______
    _________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░▒▒▒░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______
    _________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______
    ________▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░░░░░▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_______
    _______▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░░░░░░░░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓_______
    _____░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▒░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░______
    ____░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒░░░▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______
    ___▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓_____
    ___░░░▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓____
    ______▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▓▓░░░░░░░▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓________
    _____░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒░░░░▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▓▓░________
    ______░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▓░_______
    ______▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_____
    ____░▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓____
    ___░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░__
    ___▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_
    __▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░
    _░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓__▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓
    Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    You: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
    Stranger: ****BEAR, WHY!!!
    You: BECAUSE HES HORNY
    You: HE NEEDS A YOUND ASS
    Stranger: GO F A GOAT
    Stranger: NOT ME
    You: SUREEEE
    You: HE WANTS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    Stranger: BUT IM NOT UNDERAGE!!!
    You: !
    Stranger: PORQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
    You: THEN HE BRINGS HIS FRIENDS ****DOG AND ****CAT
    You: THEY LIKE OLDER ONES
    Stranger: OH NO NOT ****CAT
    Stranger: BUT I'M 73 YEARS OLD
    Stranger: WILL THEY STILL LIKE ME OR WILL I HAVE TO USE THE ****DONKEY?
    You: I GUES THEY USE ****HORSE FOR THIS NASTY JOB
    Stranger: BUT IM A MAN, ****HORSE IS TOO HUNG
    Stranger: HE'LL KILL ME
    You: THAT DOESNT MATTER; HE LIKES THIS HARDCORE SHIT
    Stranger: SHIT HE WILL HAVE, I'VE BEEN CONSTIPATED FOR 8 MONTHS

    .................
     
  5. 8. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: RR?
    Stranger: What's RR?
    You: Ah forget it
    You: was just a question
    You: ^^
    Stranger: k

    NEIN , DOPPELPOST :-(
    sorry Leute, ignoriert diesen Post bitte...
     
  6. 8. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    Geile Page thx ^^ Leider weiß jetzt jeder dass ich ein ganz schreckliches englisch hab ^^
     
  7. 8. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    Wasn ****er eh xD =)

    so long
    pampers
     
  8. 8. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    Stranger: stranger?
    You: yes?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

     
  9. 8. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    faaaaaaaaaake! da sitzt eindeutig ein fetter brasilianer vorm pc und beantwortet alle dialoge^^

    hatte bei 4 versuchen 3 brasilianer - und das letzte mal konnte ich george bush nen job als schnabeltier verschaffen

     
  10. 8. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    so long
    pampers
     
  11. 8. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    Geil ich habe nen Brazil an der Strippe wie geil ist der denn


    Also ihr dürftet den erstmal nicht kriegen
     
  12. 8. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    jaja immer vom thema ablenken ^^
     
  13. 8. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    kA was er meint aber egal ^^
     
  14. 8. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    Alta für die Page hast echt ne Bewertung gekriegt, soo geil ^^
    FSK 18
    Spoiler
     
  15. 8. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    google übersetzer sagt:
    bisschen holprig übersetzt, aber definitiv nicht nett... ^^
     
  16. 8. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    Code:
    You: m or f
    Stranger: what
    Stranger: ??
    You: female or man?
    Stranger: oh right^^ girl
    You: nice ^^
    Stranger: u?
    You: sweet boy xD
    You: how are u?
    Stranger: oki horny?
    You: of corse!
    You: u too?
    You: :D :D
    Stranger: do you know?.......
    You: what?
    Stranger: _______`._____________|_________|_______:
    .\________|____________|_________\|_______|
    _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
    __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
    ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
    ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
    ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
    _______\___.__C____)_.SORE ASS?_(_(____>__|__/
    _______/\_|___C_____)/__YOU _\_(_____>__|_/
    ______/_/\|___C_____)__JUST GOT__|__(___>___/__
    _____|___(___C_____)\_ RAPED_/__//___/_/_____
    _____|____\__|_____\\___ LOL ___//__(__/______|
    ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
    ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
    ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
    ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
    ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
    ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
     
  17. 8. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    hahahaha

    Stranger: raid rush?
    You: yes
    Stranger: What the shit is that?
    You:
     
  18. 8. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    Code:
    Stranger: you got 10 secs to impress me
    Stranger: 10
    Stranger: 9
    Stranger: 8
    You: ♂️♀️n?
    Stranger: 7
    Stranger: 6
    Stranger: ja
    lustige seite
     
  19. 9. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    Hammer Seite! BW raus!

    EDIT:

    LOL! auch gut:

     
  20. 9. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    You: hi
    Stranger: hello
    You: froooooom ?
    Stranger: Scotlanddddddd
    Stranger: you?
    You: germany ^^
    Stranger: guten tag
    You: hallo
    You: wie geht es dir ?
    Stranger: meine dusche is kaputt
    You:


    =)
     
  21. 9. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    You: Hi
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: USA?
    You: no germany
    Stranger: Leipzig?
    You: nö
    Stranger: Salami Kasebrot?
    You:
    You: ne bie paderborn
    Stranger: M oder F
    You: aber auf ne pizza hät ich jetzt bock
    You: M
    Stranger: Bockwurst
    You: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatwuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarst
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



    kranker typ
     
  22. 9. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: whats up?
    You: where from?
    Stranger: Disneyland...
    You: lol sure
    You: im form switzerland
    Stranger: u
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    lolololololololololololololol =) =) =)

    Stranger: asl?
    You: do you like blow jobs
    You: im from poland
    Stranger: I like *******s
    You: me to
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  23. 9. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    Stranger: I AM A STRAIGHT nicht hetero RIGHTS ACTIVIST.
    You: wtf?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



    Stranger: do you really think that a pênis with 12 cm is small? and it matters in sex?
    Stranger: shit, i gonna shot my head off, bye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  24. 9. April 2009
    AW: Omegle.com

    =) =) =)





     
  25. Video Script

    Videos zum Themenbereich

    * gefundene Videos auf YouTube, anhand der Überschrift.