Wie würde ein Buch über euch heißen?

From the Oregon Voice, by Chris Galbraith, Todd Higashi, Mason Inman, Jeff Pettus, Rob Ruby, Matt Wheeland, and a shadowy figure who asked to remain anonymous.

• 10. Pretend to die, see what they do.
• 9. Make them watch s all day.
• 8. Kill all the family pets and say that God did it because they wouldn't do the dishes. This should foster a nice atheistic household.
• 7. When you bathe them, point and laugh at their genitalia.
• 6. Tell them you love them every day. When they say, "I love you too," laugh and say, "I was just kidding!"
• 5. Tape them to the ceiling.
• 4. For the first five years of their life (until they start Kindergarten) replace all the lights in the house with strobe lights. See what happens. (My guess: They'll learn to blink in synch with the strobe. That's what happened when I tried this experiment with kittens.)
• 3. Whenever they say a certain word, (let's pick "hungry") do a little dance, jump up and down three times, clap, touch your toes, then lay down and pretend to go to sleep.
• 2. Teach them right and left backwards. This will be sure to them up for years to come.
• 1. Do whatever your parents did to you. You're pretty ed up.